It’s a distillate from the oils of the berries and leaves of the West Indies Bay Tree, and yes, once upon a time drinkable rum was made from the leaves. In fact, back in the 16th and 17th centuries in the Caribbean, rum was an accepted currency, even being used to pay wages. We’ve added some citrus and spice oils to recreate the famous historic aroma.
We’re big fans of facial hair, but we thought we’d better make something for those of you who aren’t. Our soap is made of natural soapy ingredients, some of which you’ve probably never heard of – like Sodium Laureth. (CH3(CH2)10CH2(OCH2CH2)nOSO3Na in case you’re wondering – it makes the soap, well, soapy). And hopefully this won’t scare you off, but it also contains a good squirt of goats milk. Nom nom. Individually wrapped in a page from a vintage playboy magazine.
Ingredients: Water, Vegetable Glycerine, Sodium Sterate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laura, Pro-pylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth, Goats Milk, Sodium Laurel Sulphate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Titanium Dioxide, Bay Rum Fragrance
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